Saturday, April 2, 2011

Conversation I just had with my wife...

Alissa and I were sitting on the couch talking about how we would like to spend the rest of our day and then discussing what time Oliver should be waking from his nap. Then Alissa starts the following conversation. I'm not hard of hearing I was just really, really confused through out this entire conversation.

ALissa: 'Did you know that Knut just died?"

Me: "What?"

Alissa: "Knut, he just died."

Me: "What?"

Alissa: "Knut, K.N.U.T, Knut, he just died."

Me: "Thank you for spelling that for me, but I still have no idea who or what Knut is."

Alissa: "Knut, the panda and the San Diego zoo. He just died. Isn't that sad and really scary?"

Me: "Oh...That sucks but why is a panda dying scary?"

Alissa: "Because, he was just walking around in circles and then fell over in his water bowl and drowned. Isn't that scary?"

Me: "I guess if you were standing between him and the water bowl."

Alissa: "He was the only living male panda and he just died, and he had been around all the female pandas. That's why it's so scary."

Me: "What?"