Tonight at dinner Oliver intentionally knocked his milk cup onto the floor. This is the number one action that gets him put in time out. But tonight he did it then immediately began swatting the air and then looks at me with is hands out to his sides as if to say, 'I don't know what just happened' and then says, 'bug?... bug?... bug.' There was no bug.
It was hilarious. He looked like Rodney Dangerfield in 'Caddyshack' when he is trying to make it look like he broke his arm to get out of the golf tournament.
Then he immediately starts trying to shove pieces of chicken nugget up his nose. Alissa asked him, What are you doing?' She then explains that, We don't do that here. He responds with, 'Poppa do it.'
'Really? You've seen poppa shove a chicken nugget up his nose?'
He just nods his head and says, 'Poppa.'
Oh, last night Alissa thought she saw Oliver shove a pea up his nose. Then he began complaining that his nose hurt. So, Alissa got the nose sucker and tried to retrieve the pea. No pea, just a small hand full of rice that came from a meal we had eaten... at some point the previous week.