Lunch time conversation with a two year old..

'Oliver what are you doing?'

   'I drinking the ketchup.'

'Don't drink the ketchup, dip you onion rings in the ketchup.'

   'I drink the ketchup.'

'No, DON'T drink the ketchup, use it as a dip not a beverage.'

   'I drink the ketchup.'

'I have to go fill my drink up, I'll be gone for five seconds, eat your food and DO NOT drink the ketchup.'

   'OK daddy.'

I walk away, fill up my drink and come back to a red mustached toddler.

   'I drink the ketchup daddy, it was goood.'